What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?