Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Bears love exotic cars.

How do you truly savor a hot dog?