Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which state has the best streets?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What snacks always have the best tan?
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