What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?