Which singer loves to groom sheep?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which dogs love to study science?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How do hurricanes see?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What day is your mom always right?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?