What day of the week do chickens hide?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?