Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?