What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How does dinner smell?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?