What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?