Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
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