Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?