What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How do automobiles fly?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Where do cows go for lunch?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What's a dog's favorite book?