Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where was Noah born?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
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