Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why is spring the oddest season?