Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
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