Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?