What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?