Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why don't ants get sick?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do insects learn at school?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What dog wears contact lenses?