Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?