When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do bees chew?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why are English teachers so smart?