What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
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Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What birds always travel in twos?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
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