What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How does dinner smell?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
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