What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
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