What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald'sÂŽ?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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