Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A book just fell on my head.

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?