Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?