Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?