Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which plant has the best roar?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
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