What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How do fish watch TV shows?

How can you farm during the winter?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?