What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What's a horse's favorite car?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why can't you trust a pig?