What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What was the first animal in space?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do all the planets get along?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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