What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!