What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
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