Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?