Why do elephants have trunks?

What is the smallest lion?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call two birds in love?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?