What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?