What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?