What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?