What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Which fly makes films?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?