There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the fish blush?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What's a cat's favorite song?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

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