Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?