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What do fish do at parades?

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What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?