Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
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