What are the strongest days of the week?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?