Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is the most adorable season?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
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