Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
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