What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

If you need help building an ark..

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What school subject really rocks?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?