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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

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Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

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