Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why are all priests fit?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

How was the wedding?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?