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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?