How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?