What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why was the spider so smart?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do bees say in the summer?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?