What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did March say to the madness?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why do magicians score well in exams?