What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What type of car do planets buy?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?