What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?