Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What do you call a silly hill?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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