What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?