Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
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