Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
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