Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What animal floats best?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which elf is the best singer?
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