Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
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What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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