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Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

How do you get straight A's?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?