What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What are you studying in math?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?