How did the vampire start his letter?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do nosey peppers do?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?