What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Which family member has tusks?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?