What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?