Why are books always so angry?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

When do astronauts eat?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?