Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why do cats love to work?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?