What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the fish blush?
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