What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why is winter considered holy?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

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