What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What bird is always sad?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Which singer could always break a five?