What's the noisiest food?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why did the frog starve?