What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What should your husband name his internet connection?