What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What horn never makes a sound?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
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