What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?