What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What time of day was Adam created?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?