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What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

When do cows get tired?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What does a dog say before eating?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?