People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?