What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why did the cow go to outer space?