Why is a doctor always calm?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Which is the worst season?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What is the strongest animal?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Which cats love to be petted?