What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do Scottish toads play?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why does the orange always lose in races?