Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What animals make the best students?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do elves learn in school?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?