What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
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