What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
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