Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?