What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How did the toad die?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
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