Someone stole all my lamps.

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What sweet treat never panics?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?