What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How does a squid go into battle?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
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