Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

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What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?