What did the calf play in the school band?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do you do when two snails fight?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?