What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?