When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's a cat's favorite color?

How did the toad die?