Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
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What color are all the books in the library?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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