What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

How do you make a cow float?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?