Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?