What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What shape has a knighthood?

I broke my finger!

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?