What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?