Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the foal cough?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?