What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did one plate say to the other?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
It's Crowded!
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
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