Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?