What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

How does a barber get to work?

What do math teachers eat?