What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
The Twist!
Why did the tomato turn red?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Shoutout to my grandma!
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
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