What game does chlorine never lose?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?