Why do hogs play so much football?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How long do chickens work?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?