What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?