Why do baseball players love bowling?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?