Who invented fractions?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What words make the best athletes?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?