Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why are cats good at playing video games?