Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Which former US President was always cold?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?