Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?