What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do elves learn in school?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the tomato turn red?