Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Where do hamsters come from?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How can you make 7 even?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?