Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
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