The museum curator needed a break.

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Which hot drink loves golf?