Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Two silkworms got in a fight.