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Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

How did the toad die?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?