How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why are baseball games at night?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why do Olympians never overheat?