Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How does a cow do math?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What is the smallest lion?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?