Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
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What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's the politest month?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
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