Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

How is life like toilet paper?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?