What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are computers so good at golf?
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