What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where does laundry go to college?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?