What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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