What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why was the bunny upset?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?