What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What's the noisiest food?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

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Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?