What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do stars go to college?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
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