Why do pigs tell jokes?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?