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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What birds make average students?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is another name for a cow?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?