Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?