What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

How do you talk to a giant?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?