What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?