Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?