How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?